March 2012
57 posts
While listening to 'Sexy and I know it':
des0latesky:
at first im like: then the beat comes up: i’m sexy and i know it dum dum dum *shaking your body like a beast* and in the end im like:
Showing a video to your friend that you found...
You:
Them:
You:
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That moment when you're telling your friends a...
You’re like: “I was like SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!” they’re like: “OMG YOU SAID THATT!!!!??” You’re like: ” no..but i was thinking it!”
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When the teacher says "I've already picked your...
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When adults complains about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
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when your parents don't like what you're wearing
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When someone tries to come in your room while you...
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That awkward moment when that awkward moment is an...
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Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.
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That awkward moment when you tell your family a...
And they either:
1. Lecture you, and you’re just like
or
2. Don’t think it’s funny
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When someone touches/bumps into your ass...
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
wasabi.
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Thank god people can't hear what I'm thinking.
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That awkward moment when people think that you're...
No honey, you got it ALL wrong.
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That inner conflict while you decide whether you...
Step one: Noticing
Step Two: Trying to come up with an explanation of why you were looking at their crotch
Step Three: ABORT
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Lifes getting too hard. Time to be a cat.
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RANDOM THOUGHT: Have you ever wondered if your...
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"Why are you single?"
h4h4h4h4:
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
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Me every Monday morning. :l
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Trying to walk when your foot is asleep. 3:
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Story of my life
h4h4h4h4:
My mom yells at me, and i’m like:
My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:
My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
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When your friends come over
and your whole family becomes extremely awkward:
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If I ever worked at a chocolate factory
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if a camera lens is a circle, why are the pictures...
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Your parents' expectations of school.
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
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*Slow song starts playing at the dance*
Everyone else:
Me:
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The moment when you have one line of a song stuck...
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When your in the middle of reading something on...
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I hope i could do this to my crush.
h4h4h4h4:
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I don't understand banks. Why do they attach...
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